Tuesday, May 8, 2018

"You can not leave here until you are dripping from head to toe"-Antony

Sup dudes, hows it been?  Sorry I wasn't able to email you last week, we had some emergencies to deal with.  The Sisters in my district got broken into and all their money got stolen. 

Story 1: The sister who cried wolf
Well so as I said the sisters got their house broken into last Sunday.  Well as my companion and were walking home, We got a call from them saying that they got robbed.  Now the sister who called is always playing jokes and lying to us, so no one really was worried.  Well we got to the flat and me and my comp thought we would just go make sure, turns out she was telling the truth, they got ransacked! They only took their cash though, nothing else really.  But that lead to a few interesting calls, our cop friends coming back and eventually our next story.

Story 2: "Hey elder, God answers prayers yeah?" "yes" "Heavenly Father ! WE NEED AN ELEVATOR!"
So due to the break in the sisters and me and my companion had to switch apartments. And apparently our furniture is not good enough for them. After we went slack lining in honor of Jeron's birthday, I had to switch all the furniture and crap between the two flats which involved taking things, down two floors, across the courtyard and up four floors then into our flat. or visa versa.  Needless to say god did give us an elevator:  Elder Tuckers arms.  The funniest part was one of my best friends Elder Puddicombe, just watching me struggle to lift this chair and rather then helping me he just drank milk and shouted in an old man voice "LIFT WITH YOUR LEGS, NOT YOUR BACK!' LIFT IT YOU WEAKLING"   He is fetching awesome and I am pretty sure it is Jeron in a disguise cause they are like the same person haha. I started laughing too hard and dropped the chair down the stairs. Then we both started dying of laughter. the chair still works don't worry.

Also on your birthday, they wash you here, so you can have a clean new year.  Unlike my trainer I did not come with squirt guns, but got soaked and that is where the subject is from.

thanks ladies and gentlemen, love y'alls
Elder Tucker   


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