This man knows nothing of customer service! Elder Tucker

What's up everybody?  First off, My I would like to say... that is a very nice hat Joe, way to fashion today!  Now that that is out of the way I guess we can move onto some stories, this week had quite a few, so I will sum some up in some sentences.  Kenya now has two presidents, one of the deputy presidents is a watermelon.  I have started a war on ants, and so far I am losing. I found the sickest barber ever! but now for the highlights...

1:"Yeah I don't feel too good BLUUUHHH"-also me

 I honestly don't know where the problem was on Wednesday.  It could have been the mango I ate, beans and Sukuma, and or the amount of Cocoa and Ngumu, but my stomach was very very upset Wednesday evening. My I told my companion the above statement, ran outside, and threw up absolutely everything.  Luckily the bishops wife is a funny character and after me returning just looked and said," Elder Tucker, if my food is that bad, you can just say no!" then every one laughed, while I kept running in an out to vomit, it was a very interesting lesson to say the least.needless to say, we went home after that so I could finish dying.

2:Subject

Okay, so i have mentioned Matatus in my earlier emails, but in case you forgot, it is a Hippi van, that is supposed to seat fifteen people but very normally reaches about twenty five.  Anywho, any one who has driven with me anywhere knows that cars make me sleepy, and church, especially on fast Sunday.  So living a forty minute drive from the church fast Sunday is pretty much Elder Tucker trying to fight of sleeping all day.  Well I managed to make it through all of church (a rare accomplishment for the tucker Klan) but on the ride home I lost the never ending battle.  At one point the conductor was trying to fill the Matatu to full capacity and had to wake me up so as to get me to scoot over.  Now normally, you would gently wake up your customer and then ask them to scoot over, NO! this stupid conductor straight up SLAPPED ME! not even asking first just went straight to SLAP THE MZUNGU! I woke up real upset, but my companion just died of laughter.  This wasn't a tap too, this man wanted to slap me! It was a rough Sunday, but I made it through. 

Well that is it for me, hope you guys have a fun time, k bye

Elder Tucker

Dear Dad, 

What I like about my companion is he is totally genuine.  He is himself and he doesn't change for people. My favorite member is Axxx he is super funny and very animated. He totally lies to us all the time about how crazy Kenya is.....

We only have 2 or 3 progressing investigators. Finding investigators is a challenge but we keep trying. 

Sorry about no snow. Love you Dad! Teron